The Best Joke Book (Period by William Donohue

Author:William Donohue [Donohue, William]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2014-10-02T18:30:00+00:00

If “pros” are opposite of “cons,” does that mean “congress” is the opposite of “progress”?

President George Bush walks into the Oval Office and sees Vice President Dan Quayle celebrating wildly.

“What’s going on, Mr. Quayle?” the president inquires.

“I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!” the vice president beams.

“How long did it take you?” President Bush asks.

“I did it in just over a month,” Quayle explains, “but the box said it would take 3–5 years!”

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